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-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
-Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is
-When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn\'t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris
-Chuck Norris can divide by zero
-Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one
-It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes
-There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma
-Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
-If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he\'d win
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Januari 23
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