guy on chairlift: look at those skis on that guy in front of us!!! they are those rockered ones.
me: ok
G.O.C: those are only good for the powder. i don't know why you would ski on them today (2 runs open at loveland in october). you need to have a ski with metal and a tight sidecut (he has neither in his skis... atomic sx:7) to get the most out of todays conditions
me: you should probably watch how he skis...
G.O.C: i am not saying anything about him, but those skis are for powder. they won't carve because of the rocker, and they just skid around, becasue of the rocker... they are for powder.
me: seriously, you should watch how he skis them...
G.O.C: i just don't get it. it is not a powder day.
me: [turn ipod louder and wish the lift was faster]
skis in question: obsethed.
skier with skis in question: seth morrison"